Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Raymond Englemen is the Epitome of Annoying


"I'm Sooooo Annoyinggg!!!!"


Look up annoying in the dictionary.  I did.

an·noy·ing   [uh-noi-ing]
–adjective
causing annoyance; irritatingly bothersome; making someone a little angry: how Ranymond Englemen is.
[Origin: 1325–75; ME]
This dictionary was utterly annoying to use, but that is ok, it was a means to an end.

"Sticky" Englemen (what an annoying nickname btw) is simply means to an abyss of annoyingdom.  You know, like when he says things like, "hey, I dont really know what I'm gonna do...me and my boys got a dude van and Joe is bartending so I wont even call you and I will see you in like 3 weeks" or, "I have this charity thing until 11.   just a corporate thing for Stick, you know, nothing big.....so I will be late for my bffs b-day party" or when he got a job and got all cool and abandoned his old friend.  These are all annoying things.  Sometimes he doesnt have stogs...thats annoying.  Sometimes he makes you upset...thats annoying.  Sometimes he doesn't hang out with you when a team you have rooted for together for years completes the most improbable run in postseason history...thats annoying.  Now look, we all know everyone can be a little annoying, but come on people, let's get real.

I wouldn't be surprised if Rich helped this kid make this sign:



Thats just the kind of annoying kid he is.
P.S. I hope the color of this post is annoying to you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The guy behind me can't see! haha...i don't know this rich eiseman guy, but he seems so annoying