When a friend of mine told me he had started a blog, I laughed and was disappointed for associating myself with a blogger. This on the heels of another friend announcing him and a few of buddies began a blog.
The most annoying part of the internet besides grainy 10 second porn clips? BLOGS.
Don't get me wrong, I love the interweb. But blogs suck ass. The fact that people now use the word blogosphere to refer to the world of blogging (I can't believe I just wrote that phrase) makes it even more like something a wiener 12 year old kid would do, and therefore, even more annoying and terrible.
Dear Blogers: No one cares what you have to say. You aren't special. You're outlooks on the world are neither original nor enlightening. Most of the time you are just whining and annoying. No one is impressed with the fact that you learned how to set up one of these things. (The process involved in getting signed up for this thing: annoying). Stop staring at your
computer. The world is not a better place for having read the inane, irreverent ramblings of your latest post.Why then after all this blog hating would I take the time and effort to write another god-foresaken blog post? Because I am in fact, incredibly and frustratingly annoying.
1 comment:
annoying: your usage of 'you're' rather than 'your'. your grammar sucks, and you are annoying.
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