http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pKo3ZWouaE

Thinking It's OK to Hit a Man in the Testicles

It's not OK to hit a man in the Testicles. Nothing annoys me more than when a person, say this one


decides to punch you in the plums.

Annoying girl, keep your fists, knees, shoulder, feet (on most occasions), elbows or any other hard appendage you may have away from my yarbles!

Need I say more?

Equal sign = Annoying

I hate when people use "=" to replace the word "is" or "are" or multiple words necessary for completing a sentence.

Example:

Amy: Hey Shelly, have you seen the movie Superbad?
Shelly: OMG totally. Superbad = hilarious!
Amy: OMG I totes needz to see it. He he. Let's make out

Example:

Bill: Hey Tod. How are finals going?
Tod: Billy! I miss you. BTW Finals = Deathhhhhh
Bill: Tod! Stop talking like that.

Cooter Clarification

A cooter, along with "Clam", "Cookie", "Beaver", "Muff", "Muffin", "Nooky", "Snatch" and "Quim" is a woman's vulva. A vulva.

I don't know why anyone would use any word except for Cooter said in a southern accent or Vulva proper. Clam is pretty cool, too.

Hope that clears it up for you, Dan.

Side note: an artichoke apparently is a slang for Vulva. I thought it was a delicious slice of pizza or an oblong shaped vegetable. All this time I was eating vulva?

Not so annoying, but noteworthy: Cougar Edition

When did using the word Couger in place of aggressive MILF become so mainstream? The word has spread in a phenomenal fashion. You hear it on the radio, on television (see VH1), in everyday conversation, etc, seemingly out of nowhere.

I personally love it because it sounds so much like the word Cooter. Cooter is a great word, and it's fun to say in a southern accent. Try it. Repeatedly. You might annoy some people, but that's what we're here for, friends.

E-Pod headphones

These little fuckers were born to break. They will inevitably start clicking when the most infantesimal amount of bass comes at the dome. Ackway. Figure it out.

Shh

I'm secretly startin' this sucker up again. Yew Yew yeW!!!!!